I'M TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT–REVIEW: TO ALL THE BOYS I'VE LOVED BEFORE BY JENNY HAN

Reviews, creatyvebooks, discussion, book reviewsRating: <3

Hardcover: 368 pages

Publisher: Simon & Schuster Books for Young Readers (April 15, 2014)

 

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Oh boy this is what my ass gets for falling in love with a beautiful cover. Yep I’m talking about, Jenny Han’s TO ALL THE BOYS I’VE LOVED BEFORE. Here I’m thinking I’m going to read a cute and fluffy contemporary romance book about a girl and her crushes and the letters she wrote to them, instead I get utter trash.

By the way, I’m about to go HAM on this book so if you’re sensitive or have a weak constitute I suggest you stop reading and just leave. Cause I’m about to show no mercy. Also, I seriously might offend some 16 year olds and I apologize in advance.

Okay you’ve been warn so don’t give me no shit.

First off, Lara Jean I’m sorry your mother died but I still don’t like you. I mean how sheltered can you be? You are supposed to be 16 yet you act and sound as if you’re 12. Not only that but you are selfish, pretentious and dumb half the time but also naïve and immature most of the time. On top of that, you broke girl code. Not with your best friend but with your sister. You Lara Jean are a nasty girl.

Let me explain why she is a nasty girl without spoiling this book for you. So basically she kisses her sister boyfriend. Yup that’s right. She kisses and pretty much lust after her sister’s boyfriend. I don’t care for the fact that he was friends with you before and you had a crush on him. Once he starts dating your SISTER, cut all that lovey dovey shit out.  Let alone start kissing up all on him. Ewww like what the entire fuck. That my dear is thot behavior.

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Secondly, Josh (the boyfriend) is dumb and also a fuckboy. Listen you don’t go from one sister to the next because your heart is a little broken and you’re confused about where you stand. That’s just nasty. Another thing Josh, how the hell you didn’t know or see that signs, that Lara Jean was crushing on you……hard. The signs were there. Neon bright. 42nd street flashing in your fucking face bright.  Tell me how?

Maybe you and Lara Jean are meant for each other since you’re both dumb as hell. You for dipping and diving between sisters and Lara Jean for not know ingwho the fuck released and sent out all the letters. Ugh this book gave me a serious headache. Such a good premise that could easily have been 4 or 5 stars but with an annoying character and so-so writing it was just bad. I mean really bad. I’m not even going to bother reading the next one even though it’s sitting on my shelf.

So if you’re looking for a contemporary romance, TO ALL THE BOYS I’VE LOVED BEFORE ain’t it.

P.S. Peter is a fuckboy slash harasser slash fucking creepy. I don’t understand why authors, especially female authors think this cute to have as a love interest.



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